We'll get this started with a couple of funny stories, thanks to everyone who submitted! If you have anything you want to share, drop us a line, we want to hear what happened to you!

1. "My funny one is also the most pain I have ever experienced. Me and my lady friend at the time were doing a little "heavy petting" and things were headed in the right direction. I had just gotten a kitten who was in the stage of attacking everything in sight that moved. We are taking care of each other so to speak when all of a sudden I feel as if I've been stabbed by many needles, right in the tip. The kitten had taken notice of what was happening and attacked her hand, and sunk it's claws right into my understandably over sensitive member. I screamed bloody murder which prompted my roomate to burst in to see what was wrong and got to see us both naked, me clutching my business and wanting to die."

2. "I don't have anything strange myself, but this happened to my roomate in our dorm in Uni. Him and his girlfriend came back from the bar quite loaded and ordered a pizza. They figured that they had enough time for a quicky before the pizza arrived. In the process of girl on top shaking the bed due to gyrations, the laundry soap was neglected that was on the headboard. It fell down into my roomate's face and causing a great deal of pain in the eyes. He then got up screaming and ran out of the room to get to a bathroom to wash out the soap. At the moment he came stumbling out of the room covered in soap, boner blazing, screaming that he can't see, the pizza arrived. I was across the hall and saw that part of it. The look on the pizza guy's face was priceless."

3."There was this one time, in Duncan's Cove ... We'd followed a hiking trail along the coast, heading southwest from the houses ... we were at a point along the trail where it went along the top of a large cove, so nobody at any other point along the trail could see that part of the trail, so we decided to take advantage of the relative privacy and the sweet summer breeze ... Then I had a feeling like we weren't alone, so I looked behind and a huge motherfucking container ship had just come around the bend and seemed to be about 200 feet offshore, right behind my lily-white ass. It kinda surprised me and killed the mood ..."