Some of the greats take on sex...

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." - Elton John

"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." - Winston Churchill

"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography." - Robert Byrne